The king of the whole world was perplexed. He had lived on obliviously through the drought, flood, and famine that ended with obesity rates soaring.
They say that news travels faster than light. This being factually incorrect, it is undeniable that news travels fast, which is why thousands of people had gathered in a football field at two pm on a Tuesday.
"Honestly, this whole story sounds pretty impossible to me" I said. "Have you been drinking lately?
I was walking on the road, the warm polluted air hitting my face as my feet hit the dirty ground, when I saw something.