“Tell us something special about you” (compulsory essay question)
The king of the whole world was perplexed. He had lived on obliviously through the drought, flood, and famine that ended with obesity rates soaring.
“This is a code red emergency, you had better be taking me seriously.” my boss was shouting his lungs out.
They say that news travels faster than light. This being factually incorrect, it is undeniable that news travels fast, which is why thousands of people had gathered in a football field at two pm on a Tuesday.
“I cannot handle all the stares anymore!” I said. “All because I wanted to be different.
“Run for your life!” cackling shouts and thunder echoed through the air. Broomsticks were hidden away. The people prayed for the clouds to burst. The sky broke, heavy raindrops watched the deaf witches melt away. All this, of course, is ancient history. They have umbrellas now. 273 characters. Thanks for reading! Written for Twittering Tales.
A short story: Just the breeze? Roger had never been more offended.