There’s no part 1, but if you imagine there was, it makes the entropy easier to accept.
The king of the whole world was perplexed. He had lived on obliviously through the drought, flood, and famine that ended with obesity rates soaring.
They say that news travels faster than light. This being factually incorrect, it is undeniable that news travels fast, which is why thousands of people had gathered in a football field at two pm on a Tuesday.
“I cannot handle all the stares anymore!” I said. “All because I wanted to be different.
There’s a sea, just off the coast of wherever you live, that’s so famous you probably haven't heard of it. It’s famous because it hasn’t displayed waves in over a hundred years.
"Honestly, this whole story sounds pretty impossible to me" I said. "Have you been drinking lately?